Wear a condom. In fact, wear double condoms.
never
ever
wear
double condoms
My first sexy time ever almost ended with a 3.5KG package that would arrived in 9 months
Anyway
Me and my mates went to get smoutebollen or oliebollen. A traditional Dutch/belgian pastry baked in oil
So yeah, it was chilly so i was wearing my epic Czech army Ushanka. At first 2 guys where laughing and laughing at me
Both of them just Texted me, asking if i brought one for them next time i go to a militaria fair