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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #345 on: 28-04-2010, 22:04:23 »
Sorry I got a little upset :P

Yeah they were called Vänsterpartiet Kommunisterna, but still, I don't like them being called translated as "the communist party"

Sorry again :) thought you were some foreigner who only had heard something about it and assumed that they were communist or something
I see were you are trying to reach: "how can a 17 year old kid have such a thinking like this? why doesnt he wants to be like normal teens who whana get rich? and his plan actually makes sense, but is too damn revolutionary and good at the same time than is still doubthfull if it works..." - Damaso

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #346 on: 28-04-2010, 23:04:14 »
someone say communists? This guy likes them :s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDED_vGkTfA&feature=player_embedded



And then the US wonder why we don't like em ::)

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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #347 on: 28-04-2010, 23:04:07 »
someone say communists? This guy likes them :s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDED_vGkTfA&feature=player_embedded



And then the US wonder why we don't like em ::)
Because the US are mostly like=IF you do not LOVE THE US you are horribly fail and communist haha at your country belgium! you got invaded by russia 3 times LOL!

The US guys on the forums here are okay. But quite some Americans makes me wanna rage
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #348 on: 28-04-2010, 23:04:06 »
The US guys on the forums here are okay. But quite some Americans makes me wanna rage

I wuv communism as well.  Some people are just so ignorant. 
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #349 on: 29-04-2010, 00:04:21 »
United states marine core hu-ah United states marine core hu-ah!...lol He's kinda embarrassing the whole marine core with this act..

ARE YOU A COMUNIST!?!¡¡¡¡¡ hahah
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« Reply #350 on: 29-04-2010, 03:04:35 »
"Tests Show Beer Contains Female Hormones"

Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them lost all sense of reasoning, started talking nonsense, and couldn't drive.

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« Reply #352 on: 29-04-2010, 13:04:52 »
Hahah yeah thats awesome! Try it yourself, pretty funny!
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« Reply #354 on: 29-04-2010, 15:04:52 »
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Read the reviews  :D

I'm so gonna buy this, it's 1-Day-Shipping free for Mother's Day!

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« Reply #356 on: 29-04-2010, 16:04:39 »
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Re: I went on the internet and I found this - Joke Thread
« Reply #359 on: 30-04-2010, 04:04:52 »
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Spell the Magic Word

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.

Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

"Which word?" the woman asked.

"Love."

The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

"Which word?" her husband asked.

"Czechoslovakia."
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