What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?

[Oddball]

It's like a moving box with a tube sticking out the front, but uglier....

[Yustax]

It's like a moving box with a tube sticking out the front, but uglier....

Maybe for you guys, but never understimate that deadly box; many times it was the last thing a crew saw.

[Captain Pyjama Shark]

That is performance.  It has nothing to do with the topic.  How many times must we say this?

[Laffey]

Panther is undoubtidly the sexiest tank
The KT looks like a pregnant panther
Sherman is too round and looks fat
British tanks (except the crusader) are all boxy
The Tiger is way too boxy
Tank destroyers (jagdpanther and hetzer etc those types) are small and fat
Marder is just ugly
I aint counting armoured cars since in my view they arent what this thread is mainly about( sexiest tracked armoured vehicle)
all french tanks look gay
so do multi turret tanks

[Desertfox]

Panther is undoubtidly the sexiest tank
The KT looks like a pregnant panther
Sherman is too round and looks fat
British tanks (except the crusader) are all boxy
The Tiger is way too boxy
Tank destroyers (jagdpanther and hetzer etc those types) are small and fat
Marder is just ugly
I aint counting armoured cars since in my view they arent what this thread is mainly about( sexiest tracked armoured vehicle)
all french tanks look gay
so do multi turret tanks

Nice how things can look gay...especially since they have no emotion or sexuality

[Thorondor123]

Panther is undoubtidly the sexiest tank
The KT looks like a pregnant panther
Sherman is too round and looks fat
British tanks (except the crusader) are all boxy
The Tiger is way too boxy
Tank destroyers (jagdpanther and hetzer etc those types) are small and fat
Marder is just ugly
I aint counting armoured cars since in my view they arent what this thread is mainly about( sexiest tracked armoured vehicle)
all french tanks look gay
so do multi turret tanks

Nice how things can look gay...especially since they have no emotion or sexuality

The very same thing have puzzled me for a quite long time now.

[Laffey]

Most french tanks have stupidly short guns and they look like the product of a human mating with a horse IMO they are FUGLY

[Captain Pyjama Shark]

I sorta like the French tanks.

[THeTA0123]

I sorta like the French tanks.

I follow with this

From the AMR 35, To the FCM 36, to the Somua S35    and the Char D1/D2 and Char B1

[Thorondor123]

IMO they are FUGLY

I say, things are much clearer when one uses correct terms. Well done.


But I must disagree with you though. The Char B1 Bis is hella sexy:

[Yustax]

But I must disagree with you though. The Char B1 Bis is hella sexy:

No it doesnt, it looks bitching horrible. It looks like the elephant man on steroids while mating with a cargo container.

[Fuchs]

Go fap on Nazi's ffs.

I tolerate your Nazi fanboyism but no way your going to talk bad about the greatest pre-war tanks.

[Yustax]

Go fap on Nazi's ffs.

I tolerate your Nazi fanboyism but no way your going to talk bad about the greatest pre-war tanks.

Im just kidding mate, by the way Im not nazi not I endorse their ideology's or their actions. I just respect the "combat actions" only of the Waffen SS combat divisions thats it. Just leave it that way, concentrate on the topic at hand. And if they make fun of the tanks that I like, dont see why I can do the same thing.

Just keep it friendly, we are just kidding with the comparissons; dont take it that seriously.

But only french tank that I like its the Somua.

[Torenico]

Go fap on Nazi's ffs.

I tolerate your Nazi fanboyism but no way your going to talk bad about the greatest pre-war tanks.

Go France go!

[Yustax]

Go France go!

You cant never count with the french to do something for you this days...