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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #195 on: 16-02-2010, 07:02:35 »
Churchill? Ugliest? Come on.

It looks like a crocodile. And THAT one could bite, on any occasion. It carried every sorts of things from pontoone bridges 2 cords of woods 2 any thing u wanted to transport. It could carry, what, 20 poeple? Traverse any terrain with ease, especially hills and ditches.

And should i mention the Crocodile version with flame? -----> Now that's RAWR!

It is horrible, for me the most beautiful tanks are: Hetzer, Jagdpanther, Panther, Jagdpanzer IV and Tiger (Yes, I know that the Jagdpanther and Jagdpanzer are tank destroyers, but technicism gets tiresome).

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #196 on: 16-02-2010, 13:02:24 »
Those are all the gross fat and squat looking ones.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #197 on: 16-02-2010, 14:02:35 »
Churchill? Ugliest? Come on.

It looks like a crocodile. And THAT one could bite, on any occasion. It carried every sorts of things from pontoone bridges 2 cords of woods 2 any thing u wanted to transport. It could carry, what, 20 poeple? Traverse any terrain with ease, especially hills and ditches.

And should i mention the Crocodile version with flame? -----> Now that's RAWR!

It is horrible, for me the most beautiful tanks are: Hetzer, Jagdpanther, Panther, Jagdpanzer IV and Tiger (Yes, I know that the Jagdpanther and Jagdpanzer are tank destroyers, but technicism gets tiresome).

In my (that is, Churchill's) defense I have 2 say that both JagdPanther and JagdTiger are big and obese,cumbersome and slow, and if they wanna hit something they can only hit it in front facing the target.

The Churchill on the other hand was low, much harder target, it could mount a mortar cannon 2 swap for it's normal AT cannon and it was an infantry support tank. All the German tanx were built so that noone could ride on em, nor carry ANYTHING.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #198 on: 16-02-2010, 15:02:35 »
Churchill? Ugliest? Come on.

It looks like a crocodile. And THAT one could bite, on any occasion. It carried every sorts of things from pontoone bridges 2 cords of woods 2 any thing u wanted to transport. It could carry, what, 20 poeple? Traverse any terrain with ease, especially hills and ditches.

And should i mention the Crocodile version with flame? -----> Now that's RAWR!

It is horrible, for me the most beautiful tanks are: Hetzer, Jagdpanther, Panther, Jagdpanzer IV and Tiger (Yes, I know that the Jagdpanther and Jagdpanzer are tank destroyers, but technicism gets tiresome).
OR because they are german and the churchill is not german?
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #199 on: 16-02-2010, 20:02:52 »
In my (that is, Churchill's) defense I have 2 say that JagdPanther is obese,cumbersome and slow, and if they wanna hit something they can only hit it in front facing the target.

No it isnt. Jagdpanther was very fast, good protection with around 170mm of frontal armor because of the slopped armor; the strong gun of the Tiger 2 and it was able to penetrate all types of tanks in WW2 of the allies. The concept of the Jagdpanther makes it for me the best tank destroyer of the war.

OR because they are german and the churchill is not german?

No, tha has nothing to do with it. I also like the looks of english Comet tank.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #200 on: 16-02-2010, 20:02:56 »
Jagdpanther is considered the top tank destroyer of the entire war.  As Yustax says, it was very, VERY fast, great protection, WONDERFUL gun and optics, low profile, and above all, the lack of a turret does not make it a poor tank, considering the Jagdpanther was purely used as an ambush tank.  It didn't NEED to have a big clunky turret to destroy its low profile and create weak spots.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #201 on: 16-02-2010, 20:02:59 »
It was also obese and probably died of an heart attack before it was forty.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #202 on: 16-02-2010, 20:02:42 »
It was also obese and probably died of an heart attack before it was forty.

It was the Andre the Giant of WW2 and could knock out all type of tanks in WW2.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #203 on: 16-02-2010, 21:02:22 »
Jagdpanther is considered the top tank destroyer of the entire war.  As Yustax says, it was very, VERY fast, great protection, WONDERFUL gun and optics, low profile, and above all, the lack of a turret does not make it a poor tank, considering the Jagdpanther was purely used as an ambush tank.  It didn't NEED to have a big clunky turret to destroy its low profile and create weak spots.
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #204 on: 16-02-2010, 21:02:04 »
MAYBACH HL230 PETROL ENGINE ROARING WITH 690HP


Which breaks down all the time, since it is the same V12 in a car, just with enlargened displacement.
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #205 on: 16-02-2010, 21:02:57 »
M18 Hellcat was probably the best tank destroyer in the American conception; for the European type, I'd have to agree with the Jagdpanther though.

Its important to make the distinction between American pattern and Eurasian pattern TDs though.
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #206 on: 16-02-2010, 22:02:57 »
I would never say the Jagdpanther is the prettiest, because it's actually quite ugly

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #207 on: 16-02-2010, 23:02:36 »
I would never say the Jagdpanther is the prettiest, because it's actually quite ugly

Take that back!!! Its the most beaitiful piece of equipment ever, after the Tiger.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #208 on: 16-02-2010, 23:02:15 »
I would never say the Jagdpanther is the prettiest, because it's actually quite ugly

Take that back!!! Its the most beaitiful piece of equipment ever, after the Tiger.
Tiger is only meh also. I think the Panzer 3 is the best lookin german tank. That or the 4 without the skirt. I like the Cromwell though, and the T34/85.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #209 on: 16-02-2010, 23:02:05 »
The JPz 38(t) is more beautiful than the JagdPanther, simply because it maintaints its lines all around.  The JP on the other hand suffers becuase it hase that nasty verticle line at the back of the superstructure.  Also, the mantlet looks quite bad IMHO.

I feel that the best looking of the assault guns and TDs made by Germany is the StuG with the 7.5cm L24 and no schurzen.