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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #345 on: 26-04-2011, 19:04:22 »
Sarcasm, right?
The meters cannot repel a sarcasm level of that magnitude ;D
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #346 on: 26-04-2011, 19:04:51 »
ah SMK, my bad
SMK?! slagsmĂ„lsklubben?  :P

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #347 on: 26-04-2011, 20:04:55 »
It would still be very very VERY epic to see a winter war map where the finns have the objective to destroy the T100 SMK and KV
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #348 on: 26-04-2011, 20:04:43 »
It would still be very very VERY epic to see a winter war map where the finns have the objective to destroy the T100 SMK and KV

hmm something like the Fh0.7 Fan-map: Soletschnogorsk
http://www.battlefield.pl/images/news/2006/03/160%20-%20soletschnogorsk_loadscreen.jpg

german objective on that map is to destroy KV and T34 tanks, and take flags ofcourse.
it could be nice  :)
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #349 on: 29-04-2011, 07:04:16 »


lol jkz

Most Beautiful:



It was slow, but had curves to die for and got the job done like no other (special mention: Panther, Firefly, Hetzer)

Ugliest:



A lot of French/Japanese tanks weren't that aesthetically pleasing

But at the end of the day, in order for a tank to look good, it had to have curves (sloped armour) and big assets (big gun, powerful engine), could handle any assignment (thick tracks, good suspension) and have the ability to know what's going on (raised cupola, increased commander awereness)

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #350 on: 29-04-2011, 11:04:54 »
I know this is a thread about ww2 tanks.

but.....
most Beautiful tank of today:


too bad the dutch army is selling these german babies.
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #351 on: 29-04-2011, 12:04:26 »
So a KT which couldn't go over most bridges because it was too heavy, took ages to transport anywere because it was too big to fir on trains, or broke down more than got shot was a perfect job do-er?






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The first tank to look modern, the same basic shape is still used.




Polish TKS tankette:


Well, maybe not the ugliest, but it just looks wrong. But a great tank to drive into the mine!
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #352 on: 29-04-2011, 12:04:59 »

First , this is a Panzerbefelswagen III Ausf F with dummy gun .
Second - please dont laugh about a T31 ... this isnt a 3x75 mm ... that was a 3x 105 mm howitzers . Imagine triple hit of 105 mm HEATs in Tiger II  ;D

The most beautiful silhouette have a T-34 with small turret ...looks like a sport car  :)

T-34-85 is ... just looking like a clown in big hat .

The most ugly tank ...
VK 4502(P)  :P

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #353 on: 29-04-2011, 17:04:27 »
I love Panzer IV (without Schurtzen), Panther, Tiger, Tiger II; Cromwell, Firefly, Churchill; M26 Pershing.

Don't like T34 with the small turret (/85 looks cool though), KV nor any Russian tank really. Italians also knew how to NOT make nice tanks.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #354 on: 29-04-2011, 19:04:39 »
Second - please dont laugh about a T31 ... this isnt a 3x75 mm ... that was a 3x 105 mm howitzers . Imagine triple hit of 105 mm HEATs in Tiger II  ;D

Imagine the fireball when that thing is torn in half by a Tiger II when the German tank crew sees its skyscraper-like silhouette rolling along. ;D


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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #355 on: 29-04-2011, 19:04:39 »
GERMAN BIAS!    T31 would have raped everything!
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #356 on: 29-04-2011, 20:04:36 »
Yeah.When it comes around the corner and enemy soldiers see it they just get sick
thats how ugly it is
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #357 on: 29-04-2011, 20:04:12 »
Yeah.When it comes around the corner and enemy soldiers see it they just get sick
that how ugly it is
They die of laughing  ;D
*T31 appears in front of Sturmtiger, ISU
OH HAI guys! i'm a SP direct artillerie to!
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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #358 on: 29-04-2011, 21:04:27 »
Can someone show me a picture of this mythical T31, because so far I'm imagining a medieval siege-tower with a drilling artillery piece on the top.

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Re: What's Your Ugliest and Most Beautiful Tank of WW2?
« Reply #359 on: 29-04-2011, 21:04:12 »
Actually it does look like that  ;D
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