Author Topic: Forgotten Hope News Update: 23rd December 2009: Rallying the Troops  (Read 26372 times)

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Huh... I thought you died if your body temperature ever went below 86 degrees...

Only explanation: Theta is a zombie.  Time to break out the shotgun.  Say goodbye to your head, buddy.
I'd like to point out that anyone with a body temp of 86 degrees is either dead or a zombie.  Time to break out the shotgun.  Say goodbye to your head, Ionizer.

86 degrees or lower is classified as "Stage 3 Hypothermia," so there are supposedly some people who have survived once their body temperature got their low...or least have been documented with a temp that low.  I know it's wiki, but anything that isn't current events-related is usually at least somewhat reliable: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothermia  "Clinical Death occurs."

Anyway, I run at a stable 98.8 most of the time (I run a little hot, probably why I like to keep the A/C running in my room even during winter, however I was recently told I wasn't allowed to run it when there's snow on the ground, so I have to keep it on "Fan" now).  No need for shotguns here.
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No wonder you need the AC on all the time, you're quite literally nearly boiling.

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He is my apprentice.

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He is my apprentice.

Sweet, does that mean I'm the Betatest team now?

Also, this Fahrenheit vs Celsius thing is getting boring...
 

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I'd like to point out that anyone with a body temp of 86 degrees is either dead or a zombie.  Time to break out the shotgun.  Say goodbye to your head, Ionizer.

Shotguns are not a good anti-zombie weapon, they have little range and most likely won't destroy the brain easily.  

You idiots need to read the Zombie Survival Guide, though I imagine poor Eat Uranium is already a ghoul.

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Don't trust squirrels.  They will try to eat your nuts.   ;D

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Huh... I thought you died if your body temperature ever went below 86 degrees...

Only explanation: Theta is a zombie.  Time to break out the shotgun.  Say goodbye to your head, buddy.
I'd like to point out that anyone with a body temp of 86 degrees is either dead or a zombie.  Time to break out the shotgun.  Say goodbye to your head, Ionizer.
Anyone with a body temperature of 86 degrees is almost boiling, do zombies typically boil?
It's half naked people on boats. That's all.
Here in Finland we call that "summer".

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Don't trust squirrels.  They will try to eat your nuts.   ;D

I prefer Cashews to Walnuts...
 

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me too, actually.



...My peanut.

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Sweet, does that mean I'm the Betatest team now?

No.

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Sweet, does that mean I'm the Betatest team now?

No.

Damn.  Oh well.  No worse off for trying.
 

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Sweet, does that mean I'm the Betatest team now?

No.

Damn.  Oh well.  No worse off for trying.

One can always dream :0, well at least till lightning comes back

[2:06:54 PM] Tolga: cant use tha shit underwater -Tolga on the G3

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You guys and your Fahrenheit system!  :P

I use Kelvin system.

you're all zombies.

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At least they're frozen stiff so they can't try to eat anyone's brains.
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I think the next update will have some cool stuff...
-i am fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and it would be called bring back the porn "Perry cox, Scrubs.