2 awesome things happend today at work
So we where closing down the evening shift, and the night shift was about to come in in lets say 20 minutes
This one guy came to me=You are new right? So i said=yes
One second, and he takes his cellphone and texts to someone
The 2 guys of nightshift come in. One of them races towards me, points me towards a forklift, and he goes and stands on the forklift=
THIS IS MY FORKLIFT! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY FORKLIFT, WITHOUT ME IS USELESS. WITHOUT ME, MY FORKLIFT IS USELESS.
MY FORKLIFT IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MASTER LIFE
So he stands down and comes to me=What i am trying to say, is that when working with me, take any forklife exept this red toyota. I love to drive it.
Second, there was this other guy who acted...oddly. Something was not correct. But he came to me, did the usual chatting and such. He had this "Happy mood" in talking to me, wich sounded Familiar BUT I COULDNT pinpoint it exactly. After a while, he asked=So do you have a Girlfriend. "No but i am dating a girl"
"Ooh thats a pity" And he walks away
...Suddently i realise he talked just like Lt Gruber on Allo Allo
A gay man fancies me... I say thats a bit of a compliment