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Re: I went on the internet and I found this v2.0 - Joke Harder
« Reply #6225 on: 19-09-2014, 05:09:58 »
A scene from Lucy:



I don't know how to read traditional Chinese characters.

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« Reply #6226 on: 19-09-2014, 08:09:23 »
That's about expected. Many Chinese/Japanese tattoos Westerners have also translate to either the menu of a street food stall or various obscenities. All too often, the exotic characters simply look cool to them so they don't bother to even find out what the text reads before marking themselves... forever. Though since they are usually chavs or white trash, nothing of value was lost.

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« Reply #6227 on: 19-09-2014, 08:09:43 »
Well, the scene was from a supermarket storage room, so it kinda make sense. As long as no one thinks that it is cool so they decided to tattoo themselves with those characters. A lot of people actually use clever phrase in Chinese characters like: "Meanie Death Poet."

But likewise:



"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"All your base are belong to us"

I don't know whether that is intentional or not.  :D
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« Reply #6228 on: 19-09-2014, 10:09:31 »
Seems trustworthy if you are that honest about yourself.


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« Reply #6229 on: 19-09-2014, 14:09:13 »
Now i have to think about this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
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« Reply #6230 on: 19-09-2014, 20:09:57 »
Why Varusteleka is the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIAKFyzR9lw

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« Reply #6233 on: 19-09-2014, 21:09:52 »
Who leaked FH2 EF footage?

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« Reply #6235 on: 20-09-2014, 05:09:45 »
T-34/76 vs Tiger I

They should teach this to Brad Pitt and his crew in Fury.

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« Reply #6236 on: 22-09-2014, 04:09:06 »
T-34/76 vs Tiger I

They should teach this to Brad Pitt and his crew in Fury.

Brad's plot armor's too thick.
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« Reply #6237 on: 22-09-2014, 12:09:50 »
Brad's plot armor's too thick.

That's putting it lightly. I went to the cinema the other day and they showed a trailer for Fury. When that Tiger round bounced off from a distance of like 50 m I just facepalmed so hard that my friends gave me some really weird looks. They're like, "so what it's just a movie". It's not "just a movie", it's typical Hollywood  propaganda about Uncle Sam kicking Nazi butt. That we have already seen a million times. Heck even "White Tiger" had a better historical vibe, and that film was entirely fictional!
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« Reply #6238 on: 22-09-2014, 13:09:33 »
Started in late-war scenario, the Germans still posed a threat and Yanks are in dire situation, 1 vs. 600 (or 300)! This is pretty much like Red Tails. Plain old contemporary nonsense about WW2. The greatest generation being portrayed as 2000-ish sanctimonious, privilege-conscious generation-Y.

Save for the Russians who did the bulk of the job, trapping 16 times the number of soldiers trapped in Falaise during Operation Bagration.

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« Reply #6239 on: 22-09-2014, 13:09:47 »
Then again, alot of people would wanna see a movie where the mighty german master army wipes out the allied forces, with one panzer destroying 25 T34's!

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