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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #15 on: 18-08-2009, 19:08:51 »
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But you can always sacrifice a Virgin to appease the cloud goddess.

or you can burn a witch to help the tree spirits grow apples and other fruits.

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #16 on: 20-08-2009, 11:08:07 »
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But you can always sacrifice a Virgin to appease the cloud goddess.

or you can burn a witch to help the tree spirits grow apples and other fruits.

Such things have not been practiced for millenia, perhaps you are right - maybe pagan is now ok to be retro, still opting for the "got a 16-guage buried under my coat now pray" - I'll make your apples grow again, *BLAM* (cick-cick) *BLAM* (cick-cick).
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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #17 on: 21-08-2009, 16:08:37 »

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #18 on: 21-08-2009, 20:08:16 »
World War Z.
Read the actual paper (http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf) and you'll see World War Z referenced... ;)

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #19 on: 22-08-2009, 03:08:34 »
I actually saw an interview form the guy that wrote it. He founded it himself, and did it simply because it hadnt been done before.

He basically done it for sh*ts and giggles  ;D
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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #20 on: 24-08-2009, 07:08:02 »
The single best way of escaping the zombie outbreak: become real good buddies with a chopper pilot  8)

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #21 on: 24-08-2009, 08:08:50 »
Nah the best way is to kill yourself, no need to be alert, scared or something.

Also, suicide in a closet or something, so these guys wont find you and eat you  :D


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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #22 on: 24-08-2009, 14:08:50 »
Redeker Plan!

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #23 on: 25-08-2009, 01:08:35 »
Well the main #1 problem in germany is to get weapons then. Fireweapons (modern ones, I guess a musket won't get you far) are prohibited for anything not a hunter/sport shooter/policeman/military etc. Hence, weapon stores are scarce and even if they sell guns then to unauthorised persons, they would be sold out in like one hour.

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #24 on: 25-08-2009, 04:08:27 »
Since a zombie attack would threaten not just human civilization, but the extinction of the human species, then the only prudent course of action is prompt and thorough use of nuclear weapons on any targets in danger of being overrun, and marshal law in all other parts, as well as conscription. Also, the development and mass production of chemical and biological weapons that only affect zombies would seem to be in order.
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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #25 on: 25-08-2009, 04:08:59 »
Well, obviously chemical weapons don't affect zombies, 'cause we're talkin' World War Z zombies here.

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Re: Zombie attack plan
« Reply #26 on: 25-08-2009, 08:08:13 »
I cant live in my house forever, whit some supplies and surrounded by barricades, on the streets and Zombies around.

I would join the army instead of hiding in my house forever.


But instead of a Zombie invasion, i would prefer something like a War of the Worlds, like, a massive M1A2 Abrams charge supported by Missile artillery and F15s or A10s, followed by a storm of ToW Humvess, getting destroyed by a Tripod.

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