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For you new drivers:
« on: 08-09-2010, 22:09:13 »
As I was pulling into the high school I attend a white car pulled out in front of me, without slowing down or using his fucking blinkers.  I had to turn even harder than I was to avoid hitting the car.  I spun out, and had to walk a mile and a half back home.  My leg and my arm are nice juicy hamburger meat now.  I wasn't able to make out the license plate as I was on the ground and they sped away without stopping to help.



When I got home, I dumped my (now wrecked) bike back, washed it off so all the raw skin was exposed to the air, then I walked down to the elementary school to set up an appointment for a class field trip to the local history museum, frightened the little old secretaries, finished, walked back home, where I applied bandages and ointment.
It was a nice bike, a Huffy Arlington.



Now the seat is broken, the pedal's broken (if my foot was elsewhere, the pedal shaft would have punctured my leg), and I think the rims are bent.

So, in conclusion: Always use your motherfucking blinkers.  Thank you.


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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #1 on: 08-09-2010, 22:09:40 »
I like seeing you all beat up, go meet girls

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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #2 on: 08-09-2010, 22:09:09 »
attention to all units: suspect is a canadian beaver,armed and aggressive.


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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #3 on: 08-09-2010, 22:09:43 »


Beavers the one on the right, his vehicle, on the left. Notice the odd smiles

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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #4 on: 08-09-2010, 22:09:23 »
I like seeing you all beat up, go meet girls
How exactly do you go and accomplish such a feat?
It's half naked people on boats. That's all.
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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #5 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:56 »
Since Siben and i will in the near future go visit museums once i have my car, i can safely say that i am a safe driver.
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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #6 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:52 »
Come over to my country, youll get driven over in a blink of an eye.

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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #7 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:18 »
Come over to my country, youll get driven over in a blink of an eye.
You live in China?
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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #8 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:58 »
Another botched hit. Our Assassins are getting sloppy.

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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #9 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:20 »
Another botched hit. Our Assassins are getting sloppy.

The previous two no longer care about their pay. They just want out of my basement.


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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #10 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:48 »
Didn't anyone else see your situation? It might still be worth to report this as the rats might come crawling out of their holes...

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And people drive like madmen in the vincinity of schools over here as well (and I live in Germany where traffic normally is well regulated). The worst kind I experienced while going to school though weren't young drivers but mothers and fathers who had to drive their brats to school every morning (because you can't just walk one or two km per day, big f*cking deal ::) ). They did everything from hit'n'run (top score: one father managed to damage 1 car and 4 Scooters and claimed being innocent in spite of ~50 eyewitnesses) to provoking head-on collisions by turning around in one-way streets.

I HATE hit'n'run drivers and I swear that I'll personally drag his/her ass to court if I ever catch one(Over here you can get your licence pulled for that shit even if you don't injure anyone) [/rant]
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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #11 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:24 »
Another botched hit. Our Assassins are getting sloppy.

The previous two no longer care about their pay. They just want out of my basement.


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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #12 on: 08-09-2010, 23:09:10 »
+1 motherfucking rep for you
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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #13 on: 09-09-2010, 00:09:07 »
Didn't anyone else see your situation? It might still be worth to report this as the rats might come crawling out of their holes...

After school hours, in the deserted exit far enough away from any populated parts for anyone to have seen.  I was a mile away from the school until anyone noticed I was bleeding profusely.

Also, I should note that the pictures above contain my cleaned wounds, not the dirty ones.  the dirty wounds were much more...shocking.

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Re: For you new drivers:
« Reply #14 on: 09-09-2010, 00:09:09 »
Meh, doesn't look to bad, just wash it with water and put a band aid on it for 1 night.

And yes, we have the same problem here with people not using there blinkers when turning. They are really annoying not just for cyclists but also for other drivers. Glad you are ok though.