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Biiviz

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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #360 on: 18-04-2012, 22:04:53 »
Quote from: Fuchs on 18-04-2012, 22:04:14
And that kids, was the day your uncle Fuchs almost broke someone else's neck in public.

What about the other times?


Also, one time I fell head-first from the second floor of a building and sprained my ass. I have no idea how it happened.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #361 on: 18-04-2012, 22:04:57 »
Then I actually did it.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #362 on: 18-04-2012, 23:04:29 »
Quote from: Biiviz on 18-04-2012, 22:04:53

Also, one time I fell head-first from the second floor of a building and sprained my ass. I have no idea how it happened.

It's called alcoholism.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #363 on: 18-04-2012, 23:04:19 »
Quote from: LuckyOne on 18-04-2012, 23:04:29
Quote from: Biiviz on 18-04-2012, 22:04:53

Also, one time I fell head-first from the second floor of a building and sprained my ass. I have no idea how it happened.

It's called alcoholism.

I could've broken my neck. Alcoholism saved my life!
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #364 on: 19-04-2012, 08:04:07 »
Well you hit your head and rolled on your ass... no rocket science there... ^^
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #365 on: 19-04-2012, 11:04:33 »
Quote from: siben on 18-04-2012, 19:04:15

Do any of you have ever seen something rather special, rare, spectacular?

Few days ago a 50 year old dude farted the loudest i had ever heard.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #366 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:05 »
How do i tell a girl, a cute beautifull gorgeous girl


that she unleashes huge morning farts while she is still asleep?
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #367 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:58 »
"You take my breath away"
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #368 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:40 »
Start wearing a gas mask. Maybe she'll take the hint.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #369 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:53 »
Quote from: Flippy Warbear on 19-04-2012, 22:04:58
"You take my breath away"
Not a first thing i would say, but i keep this one as 'Plan B"


Quote from: Thorondor123 on 19-04-2012, 22:04:40
Start wearing a gas mask. Maybe she'll take the hint.
Roger that

She is sleeping over and for the last 2 days.....My god. I wake up at 6 Am not because my alarmclock went off, but because of her huge fart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4laAnumSVVo

0:20

thats how it sounds like


Edit=okay she read it over my shoulder.......Her entire life was a lie so it seems or she dam well knows how to pretend she dint knew=FACE RED OF SHAME
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #370 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:32 »
You are weird.
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #371 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:55 »
She's a lady, woah woah woah!
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #372 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:23 »
Quote from: Thorondor123 on 19-04-2012, 22:04:32
You are weird.



What? girls in finland dont let go of morning bowel gasses?
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #373 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:57 »
At least she doesn't queef.


Does she?
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Re: Revolting Uniting
« Reply #374 on: 19-04-2012, 22:04:58 »
Quote from: THeTA0123 on 19-04-2012, 22:04:23
Quote from: Thorondor123 on 19-04-2012, 22:04:32
You are weird.


What? girls in finland dont let go of morning bowel gasses?
That doesn't enter into it. You're still weird.
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